There was a lot of talk about Charlie Harper’s death in the last few seasons ofTwo and a Half Men, but the series may not have killed off Charlie Sheen’s character after all.Sheen was fired as the star ofTwo and a Half Menin 2011, due to his substance abuse issues and tensions with series co-creator Chuck Lorre. The network shut down production on season 8 and canceled its remaining episodes, so Sheen’s tenure on the show ended on a cliffhanger as Charlie confessed his love for Rose and they ran off to Paris together.

CBS was reluctant to let one of its highest-earning shows go off the air, so they decided to keep the series going after Sheen’s departure. They brought in Ashton Kutcher to replace him as the show’s lead. Kutcher played Walden Schmidt, a goofy tech billionaire who bought Charlie’s house and inexplicably allowed Alan to keep living in the guest room.Kutcher’s tenure began withTwo and a Half Menseason 9, but first,the series had to address the elephant in the room: what happened to Charlie?

A promotional shot of Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones, and Jon Cryer for Two and a Half Men

Two And A Half Men Season 9 Opened With Charlie Harper’s Funeral

The Season 9 Premiere Gave Charlie An Unflattering Sendoff

Two and a Half Men’s season 9 premiere, “Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt,”opens with a shot of Charlie’s coffin, adorned with one of his signature bowling shirts. It’s revealed that, while Charlie and Rose were in Paris, Charlie was hit by a train. It’s implied that Rose pushed him in front of the train in retaliation for being unfaithful. Opening with Charlie’s funeral and giving him the most gruesome death imaginable felt more like a bitter jab at Sheen than a fitting farewell to his character.

Opening with Charlie’s funeral and giving him the most gruesome death imaginable felt more like a bitter jab at Sheen than a fitting farewell to his character.

An animated sequence in the Two and a Half Men finale

At that point, audiences had been following Charlie’s story for eight years. They’d watched him grow from a carefree bachelor into a loving family man who helped raise his nephew and wanted to settle down into a serious relationship to have kids of his own. By then, he was a beloved character, and the reason a lot of viewers had stuck around for the better part of a decade. Regardless of Sheen’s feud with Lorre,as long as the character was being retired, he deserved a respectful sendoff. But, unfortunately, he got the exact opposite.

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Charlie’s funeral in the season 9 premiere isless of a celebration of his life and more of a roast. The women he loved — and who loved him — only show up at the funeral to make sure he’s dead. Even his own brother, Alan, who he took in off the street and provided with a beautiful home, cracks jokes in his eulogy. Following on from his actor’s departure with a callous, insulting memorial service felt very cynical and mean-spirited.Sheen and Lorre have since made amends, butTwo and a Half Menis permanently tarnished by this vindictive funeral scene.

Charlie rings the doorbell in the Two and a Half Men finale

Two And A Half Men Eventually Revealed Rose Faked Charlie’s Death

The Finale Revealed That Charlie Was Alive All Along

Two and a Half Mentook a really demented turn in its two-part series finale: season 12, episodes 15 and 16, “Of Course He’s Dead.” When a windfall of Charlie’s unclaimed music royalties comes to Alan, all he has to do is produce his brother’s death certificate and he’ll be rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can’t get a hold of the death certificate — he doesn’t have it, his mother doesn’t have it, and there’s no official record of Charlie’s untimely demise — so he begins to suspect that his brother isn’t really dead after all.

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Chuck Lorre turns to the camera in the Two and a Half Men finale

In a shocking twist, it’s revealed thatRose faked Charlie’s death, and she’s been keeping him in a pit in her basement, a la Buffalo BillinThe Silence of the Lambs. For the past four seasons, while Alan has been getting into wacky hijinks with Walden, his brother has been held hostage in a hole in the ground just a couple of doors down. A creepy cartoon segment implies that Rose has been regularly drugging and assaulting Charlie during that time. Eventually, Charlie escapes by tying his bowling shirts together to climb out of the hole.

How Charlie Returned In The Two And A Half Men Finale

It Was Just One Big Meta Joke

Technically, Charlie makes his on-screen return intheTwo and a Half Menfinale, but it was just one big meta joke.Sheen didn’t actually return; it’s just a lookalike shot from behind, dressed in Charlie’s clothing. The fake Charlie approaches the front door of the beach house, rings the doorbell, and waits for an answer. While he’s waiting on the doorstep, a grand piano is dropped on his head. The camera then pulls back to show Lorre sitting in a director’s chair. He turns back and tells the audience, “Winning!” before a second piano is dropped on him.

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It Breaks The Fourth Wall, So It May Not Be Canon

Apparently, killing off Charlie once as some kind of meta revenge against Sheen wasn’t enough, so Lorre killed him off again in theTwo and a Half Menfinale. But it’s unclear if the piano scene is actually canon to the series.The show itself seems to end with Alan, Walden, and Berta sitting out on the deck, enjoying each other’s company. That’s when a normal series finale would’ve ended. When the finale goes outside to show Charlie getting crushed by a piano, it breaks the fourth wall.

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Lorre appears on-screen as himself and talks directly to the camera. When the camera pulls back to fit Lorre in the frame, it reveals the surroundings of the set. It shows the lights hanging from the ceiling and the edges of the walls. It’s no longer on the front step of Charlie’s house;it’s on the Warner Bros. lot, drawing attention to the fact that it’s all multi-cam make-believe. Sitcom crews usually go to great pains to hide this stuff, so showing it on-screen seems to be an intentional indication that this is a non-canonical tag.

Jake with spaghetti on his head in Two and a Half Men

Whether or not Charlie is canonically dead in Two and a Half Men, the finale completely destroyed his character.

Whether or not Charlie is canonically dead inTwo and a Half Men, the finale completely destroyed his character. After escaping from Rose’s basement, rather than reuniting with the family he begrudgingly loved, he randomly sought revenge against them and threatened them. And if that gonzo animated sequence is to be believed, Charlie had sexual relations with a goat in Paris.

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